Mother's Day, the Devil Wears Prada 2, NSYNC's "It's Gonna Be May."

TikTok's three biggest sounds this week. Creators lip-sync Justin Timberlake's mispronunciation of "me." Beauty brands do waterproof-mascara wear-tests. People film their pet peeves as fake horror-movie titles. *This is what the platform metabolises while 6,000 people lie dead in three countries. It is not denial — it is the body's autonomic refusal to take in more than it can process. The thermostat is on.* ---